Jennifer Love Hewitt just used a word that brings up all sorts of vivid imagery – amazeballs. I’m thinking that I should know that word, like if it’s even some kind of minor new slang I would have heard of it by now, but it’s only vaguely familiar to me. Kaiser schooled me that it’s more common than I think and they use it a lot in that comedy “Happy Endings” on ABC, so it’s very fitting in that way. J.Love was asked on the Chelsea Handler show if she would be open to a happy ending after a massage (because that’s basically the entire plot of her show “The Client List”) and she said “that would be amazeballs.” It sounds like assault to me, but it’s the premise of her show so I guess she has to sound like she’s open to it. I’m not going to analyze her quote beyond that superficial level. Huffpo had this story along with a brief video clip if you want to watch her say this all enthusiastically like it’s the best thing ever.
Meanwhile The Enquirer had a story this week that kind of made me feel sorry for Hewitt. Remember how she was all “Adam Levine is single, we’d be cute [together]” during an appearance on The Ellen show? (And how Adam called her aggressive, but tried to soften the blow by saying he was flattered?) Well supposedly Hewitt got a bouquet of flowers delivered to her on set from “Adam.” It sounds like a prank to me, because you know he’s not the one who sent it.
Jennifer Love Hewitt [is] suddenly on an emotional roller coaster because:
1) She’d feared she’d embarassed herself when Adam didn’t respond to her schoolgirl-crush declaration;
2) Wanted to die when he politely told “Access Hollywood” days later that her remarks were “very flattering” indeed;
3) Nearly died next day when a large bouquet of flowers from “Adam” arrived on her “Client List” set; and
4) her heart’s beating like a triphammer in hopes he’ll actually call for a date so she can play Eve to her Adam!
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, Mike Walker’s column, May 14, 2012]
I believe the emotional roller coaster part of this, since she was so goofy in her follow-up statement about it. If it’s true that someone sent her flowers from “Adam,” they should have at least told her it was a joke. That’s mean! I hope Hewitt finds a man who is ready to settle down immediately and deal with her stage five clinginess. That’s the only kind of guy who could handle her, she’s made that very clear.
Oh and I linked them above but these these video clips of The Client List on Gawker need to be seen. It looks like softcore, basically, like 90s softcore.
These photos are of J.Love at The Grove yesterday for an appearance on Extra. She needs to get rid of some of that fake hair, including her spider eyelashes. Her extensions look ridiculous. She was there with her co-star Colin Egglesfield (not pictured, the guy who is holding her bag looks like an assistant type) with whom she’s rumored to be having a fling. That dress is killer and I like her look overall apart from the styling.
Photo credit: WENN.com and FameFlynet
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